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Kanye West Next Controversial Move Leaked By Insiders

LOS ANGELES - USA - Kanye West has revealed his next controversial move, and it is not going to be a surprise for many.

After his second antisemitic meltdown on Twitter, as well as losing his white Italian slave woman, Kanye West is doubling down on his “Nazi” talk.

According to insiders in the Kanye “circle of trust” the autotune rapper has joined a Neo-Nazi paramilitary group in Wisconsin and will move to the compound near Jagdschloss Four Mile Lake.

One of the prerequisites for joining the group is that the initiate has to be white with an IQ level at least over 48, but that’s no problem for Kanye West.

“If Michael Jackson and Beyonce can do it with those creams and shit, Imma get me finna sum whitener cream and become a cracka ass nigga fo’ sho!”

There are drawbacks to using creams to whiten black skin, and it is not known if West is taking medical advice on this, but he is adamant on joining the group once and for all.

“I gots nuttin to lose now. I gots lak $43 to ma name in the bank left. Might as well go full on Nazi cuz I love Hitler. I can’t stop talkin’ about him and da jooz, lak it all a part of me now n shiet! We gon start a revolution ‘n’ shiet!”

This all won’t happen overnight though, it may take some time to whiten the rapper’s skin depending on what type of treatment he receives.

Dr. Moshe Liebowitz, a skin specialist from Beverly Hills, revealed that Kanye came to his clinic and asked for help, but after finding out the timeline and costs involved, and that he was Jewish, walked out ranting and raving.

“I told him that it would take at least three or four years of intense treatment to look as white as Beyonce, who has culturally appropriated the Caucasian race and rejected her own African roots. At this point, he got angry and rushed out the door, cursing Jewish people.”

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