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LA FIRES: BLM Reparations Looters Told to Stand Down – For Now

LOS ANGELES - USA - BLM reparations looters are being urged to stand down and stop looting abandoned mansions.

“Y’all need to stand down from looting all those rich whitey mansions that been abandoned and sheeit! Sho nuff, bitch this sheeit deserved to us, we be finna get what owed ‘n’ sheeit! Besides, dese da muffuggers who donated millions to BLM dey can afford it!”

Imagine the sheer temptation, massive mansions all empty and full of riches that BLM looters would only dream about owning or selling off for money. There are literally over 200,000 empty properties, malls, shops all abandoned in the Los Angeles fire evacuation zone.

“Ima show sum self restraints n shiet!” one responsible BLM member said whilst being held back by two of his burly friends.

Los Angeles already has very lax laws regarding shoplifting, but it is not clear what the laws are regarding emptying abandoned mansions of their luxury items? Probably not a good idea if the BLM looters are thinking of making some moves. LA is not Chicago, which is truly a lawless armpit of a place…or is it?

“BLM reparations looters need to show some restraint. Remember that this is a disaster area where thousands of homes have been abandoned and are sitting there with no security or anything. If we see any of you BLM people looting around there, though, we gonna give you a misdemeanour citation and $5 fine without hesitation. It’s your call!” a police spokesman far away from the disaster zone announced on Friday.

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