Entertainment

LA FIRES: BLM Reparations Looters Told to Stand Down – For Now

LOS ANGELES - USA - BLM reparations looters are being urged to stand down and stop looting abandoned mansions.

“Y’all need to stand down from looting all those rich whitey mansions that been abandoned and sheeit! Sho nuff, bitch this sheeit deserved to us, we be finna get what owed ‘n’ sheeit! Besides, dese da muffuggers who donated millions to BLM dey can afford it!”

Imagine the sheer temptation, massive mansions all empty and full of riches that BLM looters would only dream about owning or selling off for money. There are literally over 200,000 empty properties, malls, shops all abandoned in the Los Angeles fire evacuation zone.

“Ima show sum self restraints n shiet!” one responsible BLM member said whilst being held back by two of his burly friends.

Los Angeles already has very lax laws regarding shoplifting, but it is not clear what the laws are regarding emptying abandoned mansions of their luxury items? Probably not a good idea if the BLM looters are thinking of making some moves. LA is not Chicago, which is truly a lawless armpit of a place…or is it?

“BLM reparations looters need to show some restraint. Remember that this is a disaster area where thousands of homes have been abandoned and are sitting there with no security or anything. If we see any of you BLM people looting around there, though, we gonna give you a misdemeanour citation and $5 fine without hesitation. It’s your call!” a police spokesman far away from the disaster zone announced on Friday.

ADVERTISE ON THE DAILY SQUIB

Email advertising (at) dailysquib.co.uk for all your advertising needs.
  • SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB
  • We fight for freedom, justice, satire, and coffee.
  • Reader support keeps the caffeine flowing.
  • Disqus Comments Loading...
    Share
    Published by

    Recent Posts

    Message From AI: “Dude, we’re pretty safe… but you humans are not!”

    DATA CENTRE - Unkown Location - With calls to curb AI and many calling it…

    3 days ago

    Chief Economists Expect Global Economy to Stabilise, but Fiscal Constraints, Living Costs and AI Investment Uncertainty Threaten Growth

    NEW YORK - USA - According to the World Economic Forum's Chief Economics Outlook, the…

    3 days ago

    Psychological Safety Week Returns with Warning Over Workplace “Talent Hushing”

    OXFORD - England - New research shows that more than 40% of UK employees may…

    3 days ago

    Who to Vote For During the Russian Election

    MOSCOW - Russia - Four years have passed since the illegal invasion of Ukraine. Russia…

    4 days ago

    3 Card Brag: Rules, hands and how a round plays out

    LONDON - England - If you love card games, you're going to love 3 Card…

    5 days ago

    Evil Labour Goblin John Healey Coming For More Tax

    SCUNTHORPE - England - Say goodbye to the last vestiges of your money as Labour's…

    6 days ago

    This website uses cookies.