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REVEALED: Reason Meghan Markle Wanted to See Queen on Deathbed

LOS ANGELES - USA - A royal expert has revealed the reason Meghan Markle was so desperate to see late queen on deathbed.

There were claims by some royal experts that Meghan Markle trademarked the late Queen Elizabeth II’s beloved nickname ‘Lilibet’ without the Queen’s permission before her daughter was born, and also a royal correspondent has revealed why Markle was so eager to see the dying queen on her deathbed.

Queen Elizabeth was reportedly furious about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s decision to name their daughter after her intimate family nickname.

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The late monarch was so upset by the Sussexes’ decision that she told aides: “I don’t own the palaces. I don’t own the paintings, the only thing I own is my name. And now they’ve taken that.”

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Royal expert Dunhill Malory revealed that Meghan Markle was desperate to be invited to Balmoral to see the queen on her deathbed because she wanted to take pictures to sell to some sleazy American celebrity show.

“I need to see the fucking queen asap. Can you imagine how much the selfies of me with her on her deathbed will get?” an excited Meghan shouted down the phone at the airport, according to a baggage handler working his shift.

She was then later seen slapping her husband Harry on his bald patch and shouting at him to “get it sorted, or you’re motherfuckin’ out! I will take the kids and everything.”

Witnesses say they saw Prince Harry bow down on the ground, grovelling like a naughty dog, before the couple entered the private jet.

It was later revealed that Meghan Markle was thankfully denied access to the late queen by Charles and the queen herself, despite Harry’s furious attempts to include her.

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