Kung Fu Fighting Deng Saves Murdoch

LONDON - England - Rupert Murdoch's Fox films has come up with a surprise summer hit that has hit the cinemas to the tune of £20 billion.

This film is absolutely amazing. It’s about a female Kung Fu concubine who protects her master and sugar daddy. Starring new martial artist, Wendi Deng, and the Murdoch boys, there are fights galore to keep any fight enthusiast happy.

John Anselmo, 24, who saw the film in New York last night said: “There’s a great scene when an assailant tries to assault ailing grand master Rupert, but is thwarted by kung fu fighting concubine Wendi. It is absolutely awesome. The foam was flying for sure.”

“Wendi is awesome in this movie. She comes out slapping and hacking. I’m not sure which style of Kung Fu she is doing but it’s very effective,” another happy cinemagoer explained to Fox news.

The film is set to be released in the UK in September and will also be in 3D so get ready for some brutal fight scenes that will have you cowering in your seat.

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