Victoria Beckham Baby Could Weigh More Than Her

LOS ANGELES - USA - The fifth Beckham baby, who is set to be called Gucci, already weighs more than Victoria Beckham, concerned doctors at the Cedars-Sinai hospital have revealed.

There are serious fears for Victoria Beckham’s health, because the baby she is carrying already weighs more than her and there may be problems during the birth, doctors claim.

“Somehow we’re going to have to pull that thing out of her. Even a cesarean would be a problem with that stick,” Dr. Arnold Kovavovic, one of the team of obstetricians who will be delivering the baby soon, told the LA Times.

During her pregnancy Mrs Beckham has had to be wheeled around on a special trolley because the baby bump dominates her body and she does not have the strength to walk on her own.

The customised contraption takes the weight off Posh’s legs and enables her to carry out her daily tasks, like not doing anything at all, shopping and scowling in front of a mirror.

“Victoria is going to be a great mother to Gucci. She wanted to call the baby Burberry but we went for Gucci instead. It’s a beautiful name and if we have another baby we’ll call them Fendi,” doting father, David Beckham, revealed to American talk show host, David Letterman, yesterday.

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