Who From Labour Could Replace Keir Starmer?

LONDON - England - The race is on to find the new Labour leader after Keir Starmer is ejected as…

2 months ago

REVEALED: King Charles to Exile Prince Andrew to New Location

NORFOLK - England - Prince Andrew will be relocated to another destination the palace has confirmed.

2 months ago

Communiqué From Comrade Starmer in his Bunker

UNKNOWN LOCATION – SUPREME COMRADE STARMER HAS RELEASED A COMMUNICATION FROM HIS BUNKER!

2 months ago

REVEALED – The Perfect Utopian Paradise For All Leftists

MANCHESTER - England - After very little research, we reveal the perfect utopian paradise for all leftists.

2 months ago

Crypto is So Frikkin’ Ugly – But Don’t Worry There’s a Solution

LONDON - England - The crypto scene is so ugly right now it needs a major makeover with its image…

2 months ago

The Rats of Parliament

LONDON - England - The Houses of Parliament are infested with rats, apparently. Surely not...

2 months ago

ALERT : Commissar Wes Streeting is a Threat to Comrade Starmer

SCUNTHORPE - England - THIS IS AN ALERT TO THE CITIZENS OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN. COMMISSAR WES…

2 months ago

More Good News – People’s Bank of Soviet England Downgrades Growth Forecasts

LONDON - England - The People's Bank of Soviet England announces more good news as it downgrades growth forecasts for…

2 months ago

Peter Mandelson Could be Next Labour PM

LONDON - England - Peter Mandelson is the popular choice to be the next Labour Prime Minister of Britain the…

2 months ago

Americans in Despair As Somalian “Child Learning Centers” Shut Down

MINNEAPOLIS - USA - Americans are in despair after all those Somalian Child Learning Centers that no kids attend are…

2 months ago

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