G20 Stimulus Plan Biggest April Fools Joke of All Time Admit Leaders

LONDON - England - Headed by unelected clown, Gordon Brown, G20 leaders admitted after the summit that the whole affair…

17 years ago

Big Brother is Watching: Surveillance Rectal Implant Box to Track Citizens is Backed

LONDON - England - In the next episode of Labour's surveillance society, the government is backing EU proposals to have…

17 years ago

G20 Celebration Mascot Finally Revealed

LONDON - England - Party-goers and fun-seekers for the upcoming G20 celebrations have revealed their party-time mascot as the one…

17 years ago

Palace Revises Prince Philip Royal Variety Words

LONDON - England - Buckingham Palace has been quick to act and dispel claims that Prince Philip, the Duke of…

17 years ago

Green Activist, Porritt, to Kill Himself to Save Planet from Global Warming

LONDON - England - One of the government's leading green activists, Jonathon Porritt, has agreed to set a good example…

17 years ago

D-Day Hero’s Funeral to Get Media Coverage

LONDON - England - A brave veteran of the D-Day landings is to get media coverage and be given full…

17 years ago

Tories Avoiding Election Win

LONDON - England - According to senior Conservatives, Britain is too far gone to even bother winning an election.

17 years ago

Obama Secretly Consulting Witchdoctors to Save U.S. Economy

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama has been secretly consulting African witchdoctors on how to solve America's economic…

17 years ago

North Korean Pizza Toppings Cause a Stir

PYONGYANG - North Korea - The launch of Pyongyang's first pizza restaurant brings to fruition a ten-year effort by dictator…

17 years ago

Posh Spice Swallows Pea in Dinner Drama

LOS ANGELES - USA - Victoria Beckham was today embroiled in a transatlantic culinary fiasco that has gripped the world's…

17 years ago

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