Britain’s CGT Mass Exodus Marathon Starts Soon

LONDON - England - Investors and savers in the UK began the country's mass exodus today after the Con-Dem partnership…

16 years ago

Iron Woman 2: Sequel Thrills Film Fans with 3D Ironing Action

LOS ANGELES - USA - Iron Woman 2, the sequel to the 2008 blockbuster, Iron Woman, has wowed film audiences…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown to be Prosecuted for High Treason

LONDON - England - An arrest warrant has been put out for ex-prime minister, Gordon Brown after the extent of…

16 years ago

EU Asks Germany to Bail Out Duchess of York

FRANKFURT - Germany - In addition to bailing out half of Europe, the German people are now being asked to…

16 years ago

Duchess of York Sells Daughter to Saudi Sheikh

JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Sarah Ferguson has sold off one of her daughters to Prince Abdul bin Abdullah Mohammed…

16 years ago

Banker Screams Like Little Girl After Being Spooked

MADRID - Spain - One of Spain's largest banking institutions, Satsuma Banking Corp. was at the centre of a massive…

16 years ago

One Trillion Euros Now Worth About Thirty Bucks

ATHENS - Greece - Think of the Europeans. Now they have to carry around their currency in suitcases. The euro…

16 years ago

South African World Cup Mugging Season Set to Begin

JOHANNESBURG - South Africa - Armed robbers, carjackers, muggers and an assortment of generally nasty sorts are gearing up for…

16 years ago

Germany Bans Naked Shorts

BERLIN - Germany - The ban on speculative short-wearing on sunny days hit short-wearers across the board on Wednesday, with…

16 years ago

Germany Needs to Give Daily Squib Money Too

BERLIN - Germany - The diligent German taxpayers should give billions of euros to the Daily Squib newspaper as well…

16 years ago

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