Have You Seen This man?

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is offering a reward for any information regarding the whereabouts of this loutish thug seen throwing a fire extinguisher off the top of Millbank Tower on Wednesday.

The Daily Squib is offering a £10.00 reward for information leading to the the arrest and prosecution of the thug involved in the throwing of the fire extinguisher from the roof of CCHQ on Wednesday.

If anyone knows who this person is and would like to collect £10.00 for their troubles, please phone our dedicated phone line at 08989 193434 (calls will be charged at £6.50 per minute).

The fire extinguisher that was tossed from the roof narrowly missed a Con Dem politician who had just arrived at the towers for an all expenses paid slap up meal and a brief discussion on how to reduce the massive budget deficit created by the previous government.

Someone out there knows who was responsible and the Squib hopes they have a conscience – phone 08989 193434 now.

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