MPs Ordered to Wear ‘For Hire’ Signs on Shoulders During All Hours

LONDON - England - New directives for Dis-honourable Members of Parliament are to be implemented after the general election says…

16 years ago

Catholic Church to Replace Choir Boys With Replicas

VATICAN CITY - Italy - The Pope has announced that all choirs around the world within the Catholic church are…

16 years ago

UK Economy Hung Drawn and Quartered

LONDON - England - Traders are getting ready to pull the trigger on the Pound when the general election is…

16 years ago

Tom Cruise’s Lawyers Congratulate Ricky Martin’s Lawyers

LOS ANGELES - USA - Tom Cruise's lawyers have congratulated the Puerto Rican singer's lawyers for their exhaustive dedication to…

16 years ago

Tony Puts the Boot in One Last Time

LONDON - England - Stopping off in the UK just before he makes a quick exit when the 50 per…

16 years ago

World's Largest Toaster Sets Record for High-Energy Toasting

GENEVA - Switzerland - The world's largest toaster has set a record for high-energy toastings by super-browning two pieces of…

16 years ago

Willy Walsh Introduces Sharia Law onto British Airways

LONDON - England - British Airways flight attendants were up in arms yesterday after it was revealed that the head…

16 years ago

Daily Squib Office Invaded by Chinese Censor

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib offices were invaded by a visiting Chinese censor on vacation from China yesterday.

16 years ago

UK and US to Undergo ‘Special Relationship’ Counselling

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Political commentators on both sides of the Atlantic were in agreement today that the 'special…

16 years ago

Clinton Wants New Shirt From Bush

PORT AU PRINCE - Haiti - In what was supposed to be a show of solidarity in a devastated country,…

16 years ago

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