Brown Saves Economy

LONDON - England - Prime Minister, Gordon Brown briefly broke off a session of 'World Saving' to oversee his British…

16 years ago

Banks Now Require Applicants to Beg for Mortgages

LONDON - England - Applicants for a home loan will have to beg at the feet of bankers under proposals…

16 years ago

Taliban Party Wins Afghan Election

KABUL - Afghanistan - In a landslide win that has captivated the world, the Afghan election was won conclusively by…

16 years ago

Bank Executives Get Away With Second Taxpayer Funded Heist

LONDON - England - Taxpayers in Britain are once again set to foot another bonanza bonus busting whore and champagne…

16 years ago

New Royal Mail Movie: ‘The Postman Never Rings Once’

LONDON - England - A new British film set to commemorate the Royal Mail service is to be released soon.

16 years ago

George W Bush Lost on Runaway Homemade Balloon

DENVER - Colorado - Ex-president, George W Bush led the US authorities on a wild chase yesterday when it was…

16 years ago

Comrade Brown Urges People Not to be Fooled by ‘Bourgeois Capitalist Tory Scum’

LONDON - England - Unelected Supreme Commander of the British Soviet People, Comrade Gordon Brown, has told of his fears…

16 years ago

Leading Think Tank: "Gordon Brown Blinded by Power"

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown's policies have come under attack from a leading think tank for being blinded by…

16 years ago

Man Wins Nobel Prize for Doing Absolutely Nothing

OSLO - Norway - An American man was today given one of the world's most prestigious prizes for doing nothing.

16 years ago

£1 million Earner Paxman to Join Marxist Commune

GRIMSDALE - England - Jeremy Paxman, presenter of the BBC's Newsnight, has vowed to join a Marxist commune in the…

16 years ago

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