Hillary Clinton Eats Fly Off Obama’s Face

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Foreign Secretary, Hillary Clinton ate a bluebottle fly that was nestling on president Barack Obama's…

16 years ago

Obama to be Reprogrammed in Sleep Says Pentagon

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The ailing president of the United States is going to reprogrammed by special CIA operatives…

16 years ago

Unite Airlines to Launch New Transatlantic Service

LIVERPOOL - England - The Unite union is to expand its fleet of aircraft overtaking its rival British Airways, chairman,…

16 years ago

Times Disappears From Internet

LONDON - England - The famous Times newspaper, owned by Rupert Murdoch's News International Corp. has been erased from the…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Now a Kirkcaldy Homeless Tramp

KIRKCALDY - Scotland - Since leaving office, the disgraced ex-prime minister has gone from bad to worse say his friends…

16 years ago

Americans Get to Keep Moron

LOS ANGELES - USA - Disgraced former Mirror editor, Piers Moron has flown to America to speak with TV executives…

16 years ago

Swarms of Giant Bees Attacking South African World Cup Stadiums

CAPE TOWN - South Africa - Millions of noisy angry African bees have been attracted to the stadiums where the…

16 years ago

England Goalie Outdone by American Oil Slick

RUSTENBERG - South Africa - English goalkeeper, Rob Green, was outdone by a treacherous American oil strike on goal yesterday.

16 years ago

Obama: "British Should Apologise for American Built Gulf Coast Oil Rig Disaster"

LOUISIANA - USA - The American company that built and owns the Deepwater Horizon rig, Transocean, as well as another…

16 years ago

Daily Squib Briefly Loses ‘AAAA’ Rating After S&P Error

LONDON - England - There were red faces in all Daily Squib worldwide offices yesterday after Standard & Poor temporarily…

16 years ago

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