Daily Squib Office Party Ruined by Pontins Closure

CAMBER SANDS - England - Members of the Daily Squib staff were inconsolable yesterday after hearing of the terrible news…

16 years ago

Flying to America? Get Ready for Full-Body Scanners and Internal Body Searches

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib's travel advisor gives some useful tips to travellers making journeys to American airports.

16 years ago

Have You Seen This man?

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is offering a reward for any information regarding the whereabouts of this loutish…

16 years ago

University Freshers’ Ball Gets Off to Spanking Start

LONDON - England - The much vaunted Freshers' Ball took place at the Conservative Headquarters in Millbank.

16 years ago

Britain's First Face Transplant Hailed a Success

LONDON - England - Surgeons have completed Britain's first ever face transplant, the Daily Squib exclusively reports.

16 years ago

"How The Internet Ruined My Life" by WikiLeaks Boss

REYKJAVIK - Iceland - The head of the WikiLeaks website, Julian Assange, has told of the despair caused by his…

16 years ago

Waterboarding to be Introduced For Olympics

LONDON - England - With weighty endorsements from the likes of George W Bush, Dick Cheney and Tony Blair, the…

16 years ago

Fed Pumping Economy Like Crazy

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The Federal Reserve has started to pump away like a well oiled piston at the…

16 years ago

New Incapacity Benefit Test to Save Taxpayer Billions

HEREFORD - England - New incapacity benefit test strikes fear into the hearts of the permanently unemployed.

16 years ago

British Royal Family to Take Up Carpentry Instead of Army

WINDSOR - England - The British Royal family, who in the past were keen to be viewed as patrons of…

16 years ago

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