NET ZERO: Comrades, we are buying dirty Russian oil to help Putin destroy Ukraine

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has approved the purchase of billions of soviet pounds of dirty Russian oil to…

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Comrades, We Present a Low IQ Obese Chav Celebrity to Spearhead the Labour Ministry of Education

SCUNTHORPE - England - The Labour Ministry of Education presents a low-IQ obese chav celebrity to educate your children in…

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22 Years Later – Arsenal Win the Premier League

NORTH LONDON - England - After 22 years, Arsenal have won the Premier League once again.

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MODERN FPV DRONE WARFARE – Nowhere to Hide

UKRAINE - Modern FPV drone warfare is relentless, merciless, cost-effective and efficient in conducting military operations.

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LABOUR: “Comrades, we will reverse the Brexit that never happened!”

MANCHESTER - England - The various Labour candidates vying to replace Comrade Starmer want to reverse the Brexit that never…

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EXPERTS: Illegal Boat Crossings to Bring Ebola to Britain Thanks to Labour

BUNDIGBAYO - Uganda - Labour's open-door mass immigration policies will bring Ebola to Britain.

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Chaos in PRSB As Commissars Revolt Against Comrade Starmer

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Gravitational Wave Detectors Can Now ‘autotune’ Signals to Harmonise the Heavens

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Even Larry the Cat Shows His Disdain Along With UK 10-Year Gilts

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“I WILL CARRY ON! CHAOS! I WILL CARRY ON! CHAOS! CHAOSSSSS!”

PLANET SCUNTHORPE - KEIR DAVROS HAS MADE A DEFIANT SPEECH IN DEFENCE OF HIS RULE.

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