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VLADIVOSTOK - Russia - Things have not changed a bit since the supposed sanctions from Western countries on Russia. Russian…

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Westminster Council to Fix Potholes at Piccadilly Circus

LONDON - England - Westminster Council has vowed to fix the many potholes at Piccadilly Circus, and ta few other…

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Area Man Creates Generic Dumbed-down Internet Satire Headline

THE INTERNET - USA - An area man has created a generic dumbed-down internet satire headline.

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Woman Accidentally Invents Salad While Looking for Her Keys

DEVON - England - A woman recalls the one time when she invented a salad while looking for her keys.

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Cat Becomes Mayor, Promises More Naps for Everyone

CHISELESTERTON - England - After a cat was elected to be mayor of a town, things changed for the better…

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Surge In Rubber Dinghies Prompts France To Ban All Balloons Over 2 Inches

CALAIS - France - The surge in rubber dinghies crossing the Channel have caused the French to ban all balloons…

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Cyborg Gender Panic in Parliament: MPs Frothing About the Rise of Robo-Trannies

LONDON - England - Robo-trannies lead the assault as cyborg gender panic hysteria ensues within the chambers of our glorious…

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More Good News – The Economy of Soviet Britain is in Ruins

SCUNTHORPE - England - We announce even more great news that the economy of Soviet Britain is in complete ruins…

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Truth is Charlie Kirk’s Civilised Method of Discourse Never Works

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Home Office Admits 40% of Asylum Forms Printed on Edible Rice Paper

LONDON - England - In a remarkable admission, the Home Office has revealed that 40% of asylum forms are printed…

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