Juncker: British Houses of Parliament Will Be Made into Shopping Centre

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Jean-Claude Juncker wants the Houses of Parliament to be replaced by a shopping mall.

The ‘elected by the people’ EU president, Jean-Claude Juncker is proposing the Houses of Parliament be made into a shopping centre, reminiscent of Brent Cross.

“It is with great pleasure, that as full power is aligned with Brussels, you English swine will have no need for your Houses of Parliament. The EU will instead demand you build a faceless concrete monstrosity over the ruins of Pugin and Barry’s masterpiece. Maybe you can have some of your former politicians scrubbing the toilets, we want them clean when we come over to spend our taxpayer expenses. Clean up my pisse, Cameron you snivelling batard!” Juncker said whilst sipping a jug of cognac.

Daily Squib Book

DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"