Bank Teller Demands Man Hands Over Cash

CALIFORNIA - USA - A Sachsville man is counting the cost of being robbed by his own bank, but apparently it happens every day.

“Quick hand me the money,” said the bank teller, before grabbing approximately $350 from the man.

The distraught man handed over the money in fear of his life, and in resignation that he would not see his hard earned cash ever again.

Police were called to the bank, but officers were told that it was perfectly legal, and there was nothing anyone could do about it.

“This has been happening for way too long and must be stopped,” another irate bank victim said before being arrested by the police.

The good news is nothing can be done, it’s all legal. Have a nice fucking day.

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