Ed Miliband Right Man For the Job Say Tories

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband is a Conservative dream come true, and many hope he stays as Labour leader for a very long time.

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, and this is why Ed Miliband is the gift that should be accepted by the Tories with open arms.

“It’s too late for Labour to change tact with their leadership, so Red Ed, we want you to be the Labour leader even after the coming General Election, how about the next forty years?” a Tory MP said gleefully rubbing his hands together.

Can the electoral-system save Labour from Ed Miliband, well, even the in-built advantage may crumble with this gift horse at the helm.

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