How Turkish Politicians Treat Their Voters

LONDON - England - British politicians have been watching with awe and a certain amount of jealousy at the way Turkish voters are treated by their politicians.

 

“Well, it’s no secret that we would so, so much want to do the same in Britain, but it would sort of go against all the laws we have here in this country. Maybe we could rustle up a few changes to the law in the next parliament session,” an admiring Conservative MP for Bridleswaide, Arthur Cone, told the BBC.

The photograph of a Turkish politician kicking a downed flailing voter was shown in parliament yesterday, and the sounds of admiration emanating from the British MPs confirmed to news crews that such behaviour is truly desired and respected.

Well, come the next election, quite a lot of MPs will themselves get a good kicking, in the UK and most probably in dictatorial Turkey.

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