George W. Bush: “But..but, there are no WMDs in Ukraine!”

TEXAS - USA - George W. Bush, the former president of the United States has spoken against the Russian invasion of the Crimea, Ukraine.

Former US president George W. Bush has spoken out against the Russian invasion of Ukraine: “Vladimir Putin has invaded a strategic oil and gas pipeline nation because he says his people were in danger. Yeah, but where are the WMDs? At least I had a better excuse, huh.”

Mr Bush is currently working on a new series of paintings depicting Iraqi babies that were born deformed from depleted uranium.

“I like to remember my legacy. Because of me over a million humans lost their lives and millions more were displaced. Iraq is a free land now where everyone is safe in the knowledge that they could get shot or blown up at any time,” the former president said from his studio.

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