World

What Happens if the French Lose a Football Championship?

PARIS - France - The French win a football championship and riot. If they lose, what do they do then?

Paris is a toilet these days; we all know that, but what happened after Paris Saint-Germain won the UEFA Champions League validated the open sewer theory that it was once a great city but is now a violent third-world shithole that riots even when they win a fucking football match. Où est la belle epoque? An analysis of those who rioted and practically burnt the city down would reveal that there were not many real French people involved. The riots were simply an excuse to riot by the third-world migratory force and those of 1st/2nd/3rd/4th generation. Yes, there are certainly similarities to London, except the migrants are put up in 5-star hotels at great expense and moved around the country, whereas in Paris, the French authorities would never dream of such things.

The French hide away the things they do not wish to see or know in the banlieue but everything seeps into the general streets of any neighbourhood, train station or underpass. There is naturally a huge division in France right now and vast amounts of discontent amongst the alienated foreign youth. Daily thousands feed into the country from other Schengen zones and ports of entry like Greece, Spain and Albania. In the EU, there are no discernible borders which allow those from the third world free travel to whichever country they think will have the best benefits. Naturally, the cream of the crop is the UK, but this requires a rubber dinghy and the French Navy to escort the small boats to UK waters, where the British coastguard take over the towing duties. The Labour government naturally has done nothing about the small boat swarms, and as the numbers increase at an exponential level, Labour sits back and continues to do absolutely nothing.

ADVERTISE ON THE DAILY SQUIB

Email advertising (at) dailysquib.co.uk for all your advertising needs.
  • SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB
  • We fight for freedom, justice, satire, and coffee.
  • Reader support keeps the caffeine flowing.
  • Disqus Comments Loading...
    Share
    Published by

    Recent Posts

    Experts: Meghan Markle is Being Taught British Royal Etiquette

    MONTECITO - USA - Meghan Markle has revealed that she is receiving etiquette training so…

    4 days ago

    People Don’t Want to be Saved or Free

    LONDON - England - People are fearful of freedom and do not want to be…

    5 days ago

    Plank of Wood to Replace Meghan Markle in Guy Ritchie Netflix Series

    LONDON - England - Meghan Markle has been replaced by a plank of wood in…

    7 days ago

    Home Office Rape Booklet Stops Illegal Migrant Raping Woman

    BARKING - England - The recently released Home Office Rape Pamphlet has successfully stopped an…

    1 week ago

    Online Slots in Britain: Clever Code, Flashy Reels and Sensible Limits

    LONDON – England – The humble fruit machine has undergone the sort of makeover normally…

    1 week ago

    Harry and Meghan Plan to Build Gaudy Palace Next to Wills and Kate

    WINDSOR - England - Harry and Meghan plan to build a large McMansion-type structure overlooking…

    1 week ago

    This website uses cookies.