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Comrades, Your Council Tax Rises Pay For Crucial 4-Star Hotels For Fake Asylum Seekers

LONDON - England - Commissar Cooper has outlined why your council tax payments are increasing again for the sixth time this year.

Comrades, we have great news regarding your council tax payments going up by as much as 60% per annum. Yes, you are paying for a great service to house all the young leering men from Third World countries like France who have come to the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain on rubber dinghies across the Channel. Your help is crucial for housing these fake asylum seekers in luxury 4-star hotels where they can enjoy room service 24 hours a day and massages, along with gym sessions and excursions to the local areas where they can leer at all the English girls, maybe dabbling in a bit of how’s your father.

In this respect, comrades, we need you plebs to work longer hours in your dead-end jobs and to be thankful that you are providing a service to the hundreds of thousands of fake asylum seekers who come to our illustrious shores each month.

Because of the deluge of illegal visitors to the PRSB, the NHS, schools, and transport services will be limited due to the increase in numbers. Benefits for citizens will be cut and funds diverted to the 4-star hotels housing the fake asylum seekers in luxury. Your council tax increases will help to pay for the 4-star hotels.

All public services which were previously available to citizens will not be available except for high party Labour members, train drivers, civil servants, NHS, union and council bosses.

INGSOC NOTICE 094032-00494923987-7128492746873-034223-F21-A65

JOHN SMITH, 43, OF 109 TONYBLIAR ROAD, ROMFORD, SECTOR 231, ENGLAND, HAS BEEN JAILED FOR LIFE IN GRIMSBY GULAG 43-A FOR VOICING HIS CONCERNS ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF FAKE ASYLUM SEEKERS IN HIS AREA. HE WAS FOUND OUT AND REPORTED BY HIS MANAGER WHILST AT WORK ON MONDAY. REMEMBER COMRADES, LOOK, LISTEN, REPORT!

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