Hygienic Indian Street Food Style Stalls Coming to the UK

The UK is now adapting Indian street food style stalls at every corner, with an English touch of course.

India has a wonderful vibrant culture with the streets teeming with vendors, street food, shops, elephants, cows, bicycles, scooters and even thousands upon thousands of big juicy bluebottle flies.

Well, we’ve got the fever in the UK, we also want a bit of the delicious looking delights the Indians eat daily. Forget about such trivial matters like hygiene, if you sneeze, make sure it’s into the pot. Indian street food is renowned around the world for its culinary excellence.

Bare feet are essential, and ear wax. Did you know that if you dump your ear wax into the food, it adds a lovely piquancy to the overall taste of the dish? Never wash your hands before handling food, it is sacrilegious to do so. Instead, embellish the culinary delights you create with all sorts of bacteria that you will never know or care about.

The stuff that builds up between your toes, rub it with gusto, dig the fuckers out and flick into the food. It’s ready to serve, just like they do in Bhangarabad or some other exotic location in Southall.