Comrade Xi Jinping Commends Comrade Starmer on Soviet Britain’s Communist Vision

RIO DE JANAIRO - Brazil - Comrade Xi Jinping has praised Comrade Starmer for crushing British farmers and Soviet Britain's communist vision.

Much like Chairman Mao starving over 30 million Chinese peasants and farmers to death from 1958 – 1961 during the “Great Leap Forward” today Comrade Xi Jinping praised the efforts of Comrade Starmer to confiscate the land of British farmers, taking away their livelihoods and causing a food crisis in the UK.

Speaking in Rio De Janairo, Comrade Xi Jinping told Comrade Starmer that he “sincerely hoped that Soviet Britain would achieve the same starvation and death that the great Chairman Mao accomplished” praising the vigilance of the Soviet Labour Party in dealing with the British Kulak class.

Dekulakization of British farmers

The communist Labour government are currently engaged in an elimination campaign against farmers in Soviet Britain, and their aim is to exterminate any form of dissent or rebellion. It is a good thing that British farmers are very compliant and timid, especially as they are being bent over and brutally fucked in their collective anuses by the Soviet government in power.

“It is a good thing we have a bunch of softie cucks and timid pansies who will soon lose their farms in the UK. Imagine if we had the likes of French farmers here? As supreme comrade of Soviet Britain, I sure am lucky, the pathetic peasants just keep taking punishment after punishment without even a yelp or a word of objection. When in Number 10 Downing Street in my study, I sit there giggling at the idiots on the TV getting shafted by my policies, it’s beautiful to watch, especially their utter silence, and timid obedience.”

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