World

Desperate Democrats to Replace Biden With a Potato

NEW YORK - USA - The first presidential debate of 2024 has been a disaster for Joe Biden, and the Democrats seek to replace him with a potato.

Mumbling, incoherent, barely awake — poor old angry Joe Biden, you have to feel for the crooked vindictive grumpy guy, he just does not know where he is or what he is saying. They put words in front of him, but to him, they are random words with no meaning or context. He refuses to wear an adult diaper and clearly defecates on himself without realising. They pump him up with steroids, caffeine, Adderall, but it makes no difference. They put a piece in his ear trying to tell him what to say, but what they say goes in one ear and out the other. The Democrats are now looking to replace Biden. The Republicans on the other hand are praying that Biden is kept in the Democrat ticket.

Biden: “We have a thousand trillionaires in America.”

On the other side of the podium was someone who was quick on the mark, decisive, quick-witted and fast with his answers. President Trump basically cleaned the floor with this guy, and ran rings around him.

The Democrats were literally cringing at how bad Biden performed. The Democrat Party is now scrambling to find a new thing to replace Joe Biden, and have come up with a potato.

“We’re gonna put a potato with Fusarium on the podium, and it will do better than Joe Biden,” Budd Dwyer, the chief Democrat election campaign manager, told CNN on Friday.

Just imagine Robert De Niro at home literally pulling his hair out, and you will get an idea about what is actually going on.

ADVERTISE ON THE DAILY SQUIB

Email advertising (at) dailysquib.co.uk for all your advertising needs.
  • SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB
  • We fight for freedom, justice, satire, and coffee.
  • Disqus Comments Loading...
    Share
    Published by

    Recent Posts

    50+ Investable Opportunities Found in a New Analysis Providing Economic Gains

    GENEVA - Switzerland - The World Economic Forum has identified over 50 investable opportunities offering…

    13 hours ago

    Strait of Hormuz: Shame on Many Coward NATO Members

    LONDON - England - Multiple members of NATO have displayed their profound cowardice and shame…

    2 days ago

    Shia Islamic Iran Willing to Take Down Globe For the Twelfth Imam

    TEHRAN - Iran - The Shia Islamic Iranian Republic is awaiting the Twelfth Imam to…

    4 days ago

    Iranian Regime Now Releasing AI-Generated Disinformation of Captured US Soldiers

    LONDON - England - The U.S. Intelligence community needs to stamp down on the mass…

    6 days ago

    The Have-Nots Don’t Have Anything to Lose – But You Do!

    LOS ANGELES - USA - There are millions and millions of have-nots who don't have…

    6 days ago

    TRUMP: Kill One Ayatollah – Get Another One Free

    TEHRAN - Iran - President Trump sure got the deal of the century when he…

    7 days ago

    This website uses cookies.