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DOVER - England - David Cameron has welcomed 29 million Romanians and Bulgarians to their new home today.

Prime minister of the UKRB, David Cameron has welcomed 29 million Romanians and Bulgarians at the nation’s ports of entry today.

Touring the country’s airports and coastal ports, PM David Cameron welcomed millions of his countrymen into the United Kingdom of Romania and Bulgaria.

“We’re all one big happy family now. This is your home now and you can treat it exactly like that. We welcome you to your own country, the UKRB. What is ours is yours, please come and take what you want.” David Cameron said from Dover.

“Big Issue, Big Issue,” a happy welcome to you all.

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