Daily Squib Predicted Correctly in 2012 EU Wanted Own Army

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Martin Schulz, the speaker of the European Parliament has called for the creation of a European army.

As the EU reveals it’s plan to build up its own military army and Air Force , this is the next step for the Soviet European Union, and was accurately predicted by the Daily Squib in March 2012.

“The Daily Squib’s brand of satire can have accurate predictive qualities because we aim to foresee the underlying method in any given situation. What we write at the Squib can be dark at times but our modus operandi is one of truth through satire. We see things in the future, and sometimes those things are not pretty but nevertheless we have a team of writers here who specialise in writing quality satire. That’s why if you read the Squib, you are infinitely more informed,” sub sub editor, Johnson D. Wildebeest said from his office.

Martin Schulz, the speaker of the European Parliament called for the creation of a European army at a recent summit where even British PM David Cameron was allowed to attend. Britain’s prime minister even rustled up some courage to voice his disapproval of an integrated EU military armed force.

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