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Christmas is Coming Sooner For Some

LOS ANGELES - USA - Christmas is coming sooner for some, and this year is set to be a real bumper year,

Yay! It’s going to be Christmas soon, what a wonderful time of the year what with all that food and the gifts for everyone. The thing is, for some, Christmas is nearly every day. Yep, we’re talking about those ‘young people’ again, as we cannot mention the specific continent they are linked to or the colour of their skin. They are only known as ‘young people’ on news reports, where the hundreds of thousands of daily news reports by seasoned journalists record their wonderful actions.

It’s Christmas, Everything is free! Yay!!!!

For example: California state law holds that stealing merchandise worth $950 or less is just a misdemeanour, which means that law enforcement probably won’t bother to investigate, and if they do, prosecutors will let it go.

Who needs to work for a living when you can literally walk into any store you want and take as much stuff as you want and simply walk out of the store untouched?

This is how it is in places like California, Chicago, Atlanta and now many cities in the UK where shoplifting has become normalised to such a level that it is not even reported any more by the mainstream networks.

Christmas can really come every day, and for many this is truly a wonderful time to be alive.

Fill your sacks and trolleys and walk out of that store without paying a single penny. For other people though, not of the ‘young people’ persuasion, sorry, but you have to pay. Tough luck. Merry fucking Christmas.

Do you value freedom?

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