ECHR Deports Suella Braverman to Rwanda

There were cheers in the offices of the ECHR and EU Commission today as the former Home Secretary Suella Braverman was put on a plane and flown over to Rwanda.

“We had enough, and the police ploy was a good enough reason as we ordered our lackey Fishy Rishi to ship the deranged Suella to a place she loves so much. She will be happy in Rwanda, where she will stay in a dormitory with 30 failed asylum seekers,” a laughing EU spokesman revealed at an impromptu press conference.

Remainers were seen cheering as Dodgy David Cameron is now back in the Cabinet, as unelected Rishi Sunak brought in another EU champion into the full remainer Cabinet.

Labour were seen cheering as the Tory Party were seen to be crumbling even further as they moved up further in the polls.

The Reform Party watching the fiasco have stayed silent for now, but were happy to see a further influx of former Tory voters to their party.

Last year, the Tory government let in over 650,000 migrants legally and over 100,000 illegally.

This is a sad day for those who believed in a strong Home Secretary like Suella Braverman who shot from the hip, but was eventually toppled by the remainers and EU.

We need a fucking General Election pronto — but the failing Tories will never agree to one.