LONDON - England - Labour party leader, Ed Miliband has sacked Ed Balls from the Shadow Cabinet it has been revealed.
“Today I sacked Balls. My scrotum, however is still intact but Balls has had the sack,” Mr Miliband told a crowd of assembled Labour politicians at noon yesterday.
Mr Miliband has been meaning to get Balls out for some time now but has had some trouble with the sacking.
“I have been trying to get the courage to sack Balls, but every time I try I can’t. This time, I kicked hard and took Balls out by sacking him,” a defiant Miliband said punching his fist in the air.
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