David Cameron in New 'Come Dine With Me' Show

LONDON - England - David Cameron and his wife are to star in a new show dedicated to special guests arriving at Number10 and being wined and dined by the couple.

The new show’s format is set to become a huge ratings winner for ITV1 as it will have the Camerons serving up some lovely dishes to their guests.

“Each businnesman who attends the special dinner arrives at Number10 with a brown paper bag holding no less than £250,000. He slaps it on the table and Sam Cam gives him a plate of scrummy nosh. Then when the businessman leaves, David comes into the room to write special government legislation for the businessman. Whoever gives the Camerons the biggest envelope stuffed with notes wins the game,” series producer, Rebekah Noosecorr, told Media Week magazine.

TV bosses were however concerned about the dinner guests arriving to dine with the Camerons wearing blaclavas over their heads as to remain anonymous to the TV audience.

The first series will be aired tomorrow evening, the Conservative head office has announced.

The Number10 Menu

Toad-in-the-Bung-Hole

Cream of Wonger Soup

Bangers and Loot

Gammon Steak with Egg on Face

Lancashire Dosh Pot

Dessert

Hasty Bank Transfer Pudding

or

Bread and Corruption Pudding

Do you value freedom?

SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB We fight for freedom, justice, satire and coffee. DUE TO THE NATURE OF OUR JUVENALIAN SATIRE, AND CENSORSHIP WE CAN ONLY SURVIVE BY DONATIONS. PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING. THANK YOU. Biden Censorship | Starmer Censorship | Google Censorship
Disqus Comments Loading...
Share
Published by

Recent Posts

Millions “Teenage Students” Preparing For the Erasmus Scheme For UK Entry

PARIS - France - Millions of "students" are getting ready for the Erasmus Scheme so…

2 hours ago

Experts: Leftists Disarm and Destroy Nations From Within Whilst Aiding the Enemy

LONDON - England - Leftists disarm and destroy nations from within and have no positive,…

2 days ago

BBC to Trump: “You Dropped a Bomb on Me!”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Trump just dropped a bomb on the BBC worth $10…

2 days ago

Far Leftists Celebrate as Their Enabled Terrorists Massacre More Jews

BONDI - Australia - The latest massacre killing 16 Jewish civilians by a terror call,…

4 days ago

‘Open Borders’ Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry

HACKNEY - England - The 'open borders' Green Party leader is fed up with the…

5 days ago

The Daily Squib Sold Out!

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib Anthology has sold out!

5 days ago

This website uses cookies.