Nobel Peace Prize Winner Sends More Troops In

WASHINGTON DC - USA - This year's Nobel Peace Prize winner, president Barack Obama, is sending more than 30,000 troops to Afghanistan to continue the War of Terror.

“Barack Obama sure deserves his Nobel Peace Prize, huh? He’s sending more troops to Afghanistan,” Tatum Halstead, a political commentator on Capitol Hill told CNN.

It seems that George W Bush’s War of Terror is continuing unabated under the new regime of Change.

“Mr Obama doesn’t even have a valid birth certificate so how did you expect any word that he uttered to be true in any way? Just deal with it you idiot sheeple who voted for another liar,” a senior Pentagon official said at a recent press conference.

A Nobel Peace Prize spokesman speaking from Oslo, Norway said: “President Obama was chosen for the Nobel Peace Prize for this very reason. He’s going to continue the invasions, ransacking, indiscriminate bombings of innocent Muslims and mutilation of poor brainwashed American cannon fodder. What better way of peace can that be? It’s like shooting fish in a f*cking barrel. Someone once said to me that a war is when two sides actually fight with relative equal armaments, well this ain’t a war, these people that America invaded are sitting ducks ready for the slaughter. I love this sh*t man. Next year we’re going to give the Nobel Peace Prize to some other killer, or maybe Barack Obama again, he can have the prize two years in a row if he keeps up the bloodshed.”

President Obama’s press secretary, Ari Goldberg issued a quick statement: “We’re offering the Afghan people our new Healthcare system. This is when we shoot them dead in their homes thus saving them from life threatening illnesses. If that’s not worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize I don’t know what is?”

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