Ex-Bush Admin Praises Afghan Obama Troops Stance

TEXAS - USA - All of the previous Bush administration have openly praised president Barack Obama's stance on sending more American troops to the unwinnable war in Afghanistan, a Pentagon report has said.

Bush administration denizens like Rummy, Rove and Cheney are all but smiles at Obama’s ‘Change’.

“During his electioneering, Barack was using the war against us, now he’s doing more war and sending more troops to their deaths for nothing. I got a big smile on my face right now because nothing ‘Changed’. Hell, I’d say it’s all the same, maybe worse. The only thing that ‘Changed’ is that we told you straight what we were doing, this guy doesn’t and he does the bad anyway. We’re still torturing those Muslim bastards too, heh, heh, heh,” Donald Rumsfeld, told Reuters yesterday.

Change?

Obama is now a symbol of the Republican war machine that was so prevalent during the dark years of the Bush administration.

“He’s sending more young American boys into the Afghan mountains to be mutilated by IED’s and VBIED’s. These poor bastards get about two months basic training then they step onto a mountain pass and have their goddamn legs blown off so that Barack Obama can lose an unwinnable war in a tribal land where even 160,000 Russkies could not win. What a liar Obama was during the election. We were duped people. He should be pulling troops out of that hellhole not putting more in,” a dismayed Obama voter from Washington DC told CBS news.

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