Obama: “Whitey Was an Immigrant Once Too”

TEXAS - USA - Obama: This is your land now, we give it to you, the dreamers, you can now come from far and wide, the doors are open, America is finally yours. Welcome!

“Thas right folks, all ya’ll whitey were immigrants to North America once and you systematically conducted a program of genocide on Native Americans killing millions, but don’t let that make you feel bad it was only hundreds of years back huh,” President Obama told an immigration hearing set up by the Republicans.

America’s opposition party have been somewhat caught out in the headlights, having gained control over congress they still find themselves ineffectual and impotent as the Democrat president moves ahead with another executive order.

Open Doors

One of the president’s aides, Ungawa Mkosu, had this to say about allowing the first tranche of 5 million illegals into the U.S.

“First we’re going to let in 5 million this month, then after that it’s a message to some of the poorest nations in South America to come on over. Your people have hope, America, the land of opportunity is also yours, built up, ready to use. You won’t have to live in slums any more, Americans will welcome you into their mansions, the streets are paved with gold, if you have a medical problem you will be cured in some of the best hospitals in the world — for free. We will give you food, housing and jobs. You want to work, many Americans are too lazy, they have been entertained to the point of being obsolete, so you will take their place. America has opened its doors, Obama be praised, not just from South America, you can come from Africa, India, China, anywhere.”

The dreamers have awakened, the gift bestowed on them by Barack Hussein Obama beckons.

Now is the time to act. America is everyone’s land now.

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