Pistorius Shot Ghost of Reeva Steenkamp House Servant Reveals

PRETORIA - South Africa - Oscar Pistorius, the 'blade runner' athlete is in trouble once again with the South African authorities after he shot six holes into his new home's wall when he saw the ghost of his ex-girlfriend the other night.

Mamuso Mnopo, 34, Pistorius’ housekeeper ran from the property in terror when she heard the gunshots.

“I was cleaning the floor when I looked up and saw Pistorius talking to this beautiful white figure, all he kept on saying was ‘Why don’t you just die!’ over and over again. He then grabbed his pistol and shot like a wild man at the ghost. I’m not sure if I heard the ghost laughing as the bullets passed through it. I just ran out of there, oh my god!” Mnopo recalled to reporters on Sunday.

Mrs Mnopo is currently receiving counselling and is not planning on going back to her previous employer.

ADVERTISE ON THE DAILY SQUIB

Email advertising (at) dailysquib.co.uk for all your advertising needs.
  • SUPPORT THE DAILY SQUIB
  • We fight for freedom, justice, satire, and coffee.
  • Reader support keeps the caffeine flowing.
  • Disqus Comments Loading...
    Share
    Published by

    Recent Posts

    Message From AI: “Dude, we’re pretty safe… but you humans are not!”

    DATA CENTRE - Unkown Location - With calls to curb AI and many calling it…

    3 days ago

    Chief Economists Expect Global Economy to Stabilise, but Fiscal Constraints, Living Costs and AI Investment Uncertainty Threaten Growth

    NEW YORK - USA - According to the World Economic Forum's Chief Economics Outlook, the…

    3 days ago

    Psychological Safety Week Returns with Warning Over Workplace “Talent Hushing”

    OXFORD - England - New research shows that more than 40% of UK employees may…

    3 days ago

    Who to Vote For During the Russian Election

    MOSCOW - Russia - Four years have passed since the illegal invasion of Ukraine. Russia…

    4 days ago

    3 Card Brag: Rules, hands and how a round plays out

    LONDON - England - If you love card games, you're going to love 3 Card…

    5 days ago

    Evil Labour Goblin John Healey Coming For More Tax

    SCUNTHORPE - England - Say goodbye to the last vestiges of your money as Labour's…

    6 days ago

    This website uses cookies.