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Gordon Brown Calls for a Tax on Recession

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown will introduce a new tax on recession in addition to all the other taxes…

16 years ago

Tourists Coming to Britain Advised to Wear Stab Vests

LONDON - England - Amid the frenzied mass stabbing event that is occurring in England at the moment, tourists entering…

16 years ago

Comrades We Must Stop Wasting Food Rations

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown is urging the people to not waste food rations and to recycle all that…

16 years ago

UK Olympic Stabbing Event Unveiled

LONDON - England - The 2012 Olympics to be held in East London has a new event that sums up…

16 years ago

Amy Winehouse Punches Fan After He Offers Her Singing Lessons

GLASTONBURY - England - Amy Winehouse the famous drugged up celebrity, viciously punched a singing instructor who happened to be…

16 years ago

New UK Health Plan Urges People to Die Younger

LONDON - England - Health Insurers and professionals in Britain are now urging people to die younger. Because of the…

16 years ago

Filling Petrol Tank in Car Now More Expensive Than Buying New Car

LONDON - England - The cost of filling a family car's petrol tank has now surpassed the cost of buying…

16 years ago

Stab Britain: Less Playgrounds and More Graveyards to be Built

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown's youth initiative is being unveiled today in Westminster with more graveyards being built to…

16 years ago

10 Tips to Surviving in Modern Day Britain Under Labour

The Daily Squib has compiled 10 ways you can survive the slings and arrows of outrageous credit crunch in Gordon…

16 years ago

Gordon Brown Reduces Gulag Detentions to 42 Years

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader, Comrade Gordon Brown, has today announced that all traitorous terrorists to the Soviet…

16 years ago

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