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Comrade Brown Proposes New Stealth Tax for Sleeping

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected comrade, Gordon Brown is to (yawn) implement a new stealth tax where every citizen…

16 years ago

Prince William to Join 5 Week Caribbean Photo-op Cruise

WINDSOR - England - Prince William is setting sail on a long Caribbean Navy cruise this summer, an alcohol-fuelled permanent…

16 years ago

Heather Mills: "I Still Love Paul’s Money"

LOS ANGELES - CA - The recently divorced wife of former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney last night blamed the lawyers…

16 years ago

UFO Spotted in Blackpool

BLACKPOOL - England - Mysterious objects were seen flying over Blackpool pier on Monday according to eyewitness accounts.

16 years ago

Jade Goody to Replace Carol Vorderman on Countdown

MANCHESTER - England - Carol Vorderman the brainy assistant on the long standing daytime TV program, Countdown, will be replaced…

16 years ago

Human-Animal Hybrids Roaming Britain’s Streets Today

MANCHESTER - England - Scientists have discovered human-animal hybrids which were specifically created for medical experimentation somehow roaming the streets…

16 years ago

Grave News as Supreme Leader Comrade Brown Hospitalised

CREWE - England - Our great supreme leader Gordon Brown has been taken ill after eating some tainted cabbage soup…

16 years ago

Comrade Gordon Brown to Put Tax on Taxation

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader of the Labour party, Gordon Brown, is to reward the population of Britain…

16 years ago

How Russell Brand Vows to Conquer America

LOS ANGELES - CA - Russell Brand, the almost current World Tiddlywinks champion, is now setting his sights on conquering…

16 years ago

Bank of England: Quality of Life Will Go from Bad to Worse

LONDON - England - The Bank of England chief Mervyn King has warned the masses that their quality of life…

16 years ago

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