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Osborne Choking Life Out of Britain's Neck

LONDON - England - Chancellor George Osborne sees Britain as one big neck that he is choking to death with…

14 years ago

Cameron’s Regime on Brink of Collapse as Explosions and Rebel Gunfire Echo Around London

LONDON - England - Police forces loyal to British leader David Cameron appeared to be at the point of collapse…

14 years ago

Rioters Awarded ASBOs and Praised For Excellent Rioting Skills

LONDON - England - The capital's rioters were all awarded ASBO trophies and had their benefits increased yesterday by makeshift…

14 years ago

Labour's Children Are Revolting

LONDON - England - As the smouldering wreck of the capital city is unveiled by the morning sun, the carnage…

15 years ago

London Olympics Posters Unveiled

LONDON - England - The British Olympics Committee have unveiled the posters that are set to entice Olympic fans from…

15 years ago

Chav Hoodie Christmas in the U.K.

LONDON - England - It's shopping time for the hoodies and disenchanted youth as they go on mass flash robberies…

15 years ago

UK Used to Have Fourth Largest Gold Reserves Until Gordon Brown Came Along

FIFE - Scotland - One of the main reasons the UK is so vulnerable today and susceptible to economic misery,…

15 years ago

Cameron Wants Happy Britain

LONDON - England - Everyone in the UK is going to be happy, the Conservative/ Lib Dem government has vowed,…

15 years ago

UK Government: "We've Had Four Recessions in a Week"

LONDON - England - The UK government yesterday disclosed the incredible news that the economy is having on average three…

15 years ago

Ed Miliband to have Grotesque Stare Surgically Adjusted

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband has been urged to have his grotesque staring eyes adjusted in a bid to…

15 years ago

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