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Daily Squib Ten-Step Plan For UK Economic Recovery

LONDON - England - Ladies and gentlemen, we at the Daily Squib have compiled a ten point plan for the…

13 years ago

Horses Close to Extinction in UK and Europe

LONDON - England - There are fears that all of Europe's horses may have been eaten, nature conservationists have revealed.

13 years ago

Farewell AAA and Hello B Minus For UK

LONDON - England - George Osborne and David Cameron were sobbing into their tax receipts tonight as Moody's took away…

13 years ago

Brit Awards Latest

LONDON - England - It's that time of year again when more corporately created bland, morose, banal autotuned mime acts…

13 years ago

Cammo Gets Begging Bowl Out For the Indians

AMRITSAR - India - "We're broke, and once more we need to plunder your resources," the PM said at a…

13 years ago

Scandal: Food Found at London Fashion Week Causes Panic

LONDON - England - Britain is bracing itself for another food scandal that could knock the hinges off the all…

13 years ago

U.S. Petrol Prices Slowly Reaching U.K. 1980s Prices

DELAWARE - USA - The whining sound of Americans groaning over their cheap petrol (gas) prices sometimes reaches across the…

13 years ago

Iain Duncan Smith to Do Shelf Stacking Says Cameron

LONDON - England - The former Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, Iain Duncan Smith, who was unceremoniously sacked…

13 years ago

Horse Meat Burgers Sold in UK Are Delicacy in Romania

GALATI - Romania - It is possibly the poorest country in Europe but it has a rich culture and cuisine.…

13 years ago

Palace Tells Kate Middleton She Might Have to Wear Burkini From Now On

LONDON - England - Buckingham palace aides have told the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, that she may have to…

13 years ago

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