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New Pope Wants Catholic Church to Invade Falklands

VATICAN CITY - Italy - The new Argentinian pope has vowed to invade the Falkland Isles some time next week,…

13 years ago

New Houses of Parliament Design Proposal Accepted

LONDON - England - The Houses of Parliament are set for an architectural revamp by up-and-coming architect Gandolpho Huhne.

13 years ago

Natwest Still Running on Windows 97

LONDON - England - It was business as usual for Natwest customers yesterday as they could not withdraw any cash…

13 years ago

Desert Rats Told to Take Bicycles into Battle or Better Still Walk

EL ALAMEIN - Egypt - The Ministry of Defence cuts mean that the famous tank division from WW2 fame now…

13 years ago

Why Reading the Daily Squib is a ‘Better Pain Relief Cure than Painkillers’

YAKIMOVO - Bulgaria - A team of neurologists found that reading anything from the Daily Squib can lead to "partial…

13 years ago

Cameron: “Destruction of the Pound Nearly Complete”

LONDON - England - The Prime Minister has lauded the destruction of the pound sterling currency after its value has…

13 years ago

Tory Party Invent Invisibility Cloak For Eastleigh Votes

EASTLEIGH - England - The Conservative party have invented the first ever invisibility cloak which they used successfully yesterday to…

13 years ago

Miliband Sacks Balls

LONDON - England - Labour party leader, Ed Miliband has sacked Ed Balls from the Shadow Cabinet it has been…

13 years ago

Tips For UK Savers Dealing With a Negative Banking Base Rate

LONDON - England - The Bank of England is planning a negative base rate of minus 8% so if you…

13 years ago

John Kerry’s Toupee Visits Britain

LONDON - England - Former presidential candidate and Swift boat man, otherwise known as Hanoi John Kerry, visited Britain today…

13 years ago

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