EASTLEIGH - England - The Conservative party have invented the first ever invisibility cloak which they used successfully yesterday to put all their votes in the by-election.
“It was a case of put the votes in and watch ’em all disappear,” a triumphant Tory leader, David Cameron said.
As a result of the scientific experiment the Tories lost by a land slide and were even beaten by underdogs UKIP.
“Now all we need is to use the invisibility cloak on David Cameron’s socialist principles, and only then may we have a fighting chance in the 2015 General Election,” a disgusted Tory backbencher revealed.
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