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Net Zero Juice – That Cool Refreshing Drink!

GRIMSBY - England - Net Zero Juice is a cool, refreshing drink that every person in the People's Republic of…

3 months ago

Hit the Energy: Russian Hackers Having Field Day in Europe Blackout

MADRID - Spain - The EU is in chaos, with Spain, Portugal and France being affected by a coordinated attack…

9 months ago

Heathrow Airport Powered by Two AA Batteries

LONDON - England - Heathrow Airport is powered by two AA batteries, the owners of the airport have revealed.

10 months ago

Miliband Issues Net Zero Guidelines For WW3 Combat

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband has issued strict Net Zero guidelines for the military to adhere to carbon emissions…

11 months ago

NET ZERO NEWS: We’re Building More Runways at Heathrow Airport

LONDON - England - Commissar Reeves has hailed the new Net Zero emissions target to increase pollution by building more…

12 months ago

The UK is a Davos ‘Great Reset’ Experiment Under Starmer’s Labour

LONDON - England - Europe is too big to test the Great Reset, so this why the UK has been…

1 year ago

Mad Ed Miliband Demonstrates the New Solar Panel Hat Every Briton Will Wear

SCUNTHORPE - England - The Labour Energy Minister Ed Miliband today demonstrated the Net Zero solar panel hat.

1 year ago

EXPERTS: “Net Zero” is Impossible to Achieve Unless…

LONDON - England - The Earthwise think tank has outlined why it is futile for any nation or government to…

1 year ago

Forget Bacon and Eggs Labour Want to Replace Traditional Farms With Maggot Farms

GRIMSBY - England - Labour is planning to completely exterminate and erase traditional farms, replacing them with sustainable maggot farms.

1 year ago

NO FREEDOM UK: Petrol Car Sales Restricted

LONDON - England - Welcome to No Freedom UK where virtually everything is heavily regulated or completely banned.

1 year ago

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