net zero

We Keep Repeating: Britain Needs Cheap Energy, Production, Drilling in War Time NOT Net Zero

LONDON - England - Having a Labour government in charge during a time of war is a surefire way of…

1 week ago

HMS Ed Miliband the First Net Zero Battleship Sets Sail For Cyprus

PORTSMOUTH - England - PM Keir Starmer has waved off Britain's first Net Zero battleship to sail to Cyprus to…

2 weeks ago

Miliband Claims Net Zero Turnips Will Provide Energy For UK

NORTHUMBERLAND - England - Net Zero lunatic "Mad" Ed Miliband is now talking about turnips providing energy for Britain.

1 month ago

Net Zero Juice – That Cool Refreshing Drink!

GRIMSBY - England - Net Zero Juice is a cool, refreshing drink that every person in the People's Republic of…

5 months ago

Hit the Energy: Russian Hackers Having Field Day in Europe Blackout

MADRID - Spain - The EU is in chaos, with Spain, Portugal and France being affected by a coordinated attack…

11 months ago

Heathrow Airport Powered by Two AA Batteries

LONDON - England - Heathrow Airport is powered by two AA batteries, the owners of the airport have revealed.

12 months ago

Miliband Issues Net Zero Guidelines For WW3 Combat

LONDON - England - Ed Miliband has issued strict Net Zero guidelines for the military to adhere to carbon emissions…

1 year ago

NET ZERO NEWS: We’re Building More Runways at Heathrow Airport

LONDON - England - Commissar Reeves has hailed the new Net Zero emissions target to increase pollution by building more…

1 year ago

The UK is a Davos ‘Great Reset’ Experiment Under Starmer’s Labour

LONDON - England - Europe is too big to test the Great Reset, so this why the UK has been…

1 year ago

Mad Ed Miliband Demonstrates the New Solar Panel Hat Every Briton Will Wear

SCUNTHORPE - England - The Labour Energy Minister Ed Miliband today demonstrated the Net Zero solar panel hat.

1 year ago

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