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Comical Starmer Reassures Labour Party After Election Drubbing

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comical Starmer has reassured Labour Party members that everything is okay and there is nothing to…

6 months ago

LOCAL ELECTION RESULTS: “Comrades, everything is okay. Nothing has changed!”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer is defiant despite massive Labour Party losses with the local election results.

6 months ago

VOTE LABOUR: “Comrades, today I am ordering you to vote for Labour”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Supreme Comrade Starmer is ordering all citizens of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain to vote…

6 months ago

Man Buys 15 Tumble Dryers For His One Bedroom Home

LONDON - England - A man from Finchley, North London, has purchased 15 tumble dryers in defiance of Ed Miliband.

6 months ago

Giving Away the Falkland Islands is a Gift For Labour NOT a Punishment

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Americans have got it all wrong in wanting to punish Britain by giving away…

6 months ago

UPDATE: Now Starmer Trying to Fast-Track Baphomet as British Ambassador to USA

LONDON - England - After the Epstein darling Peter Mandelson scandal, Starmer is now trying to appoint Baphomet as British…

6 months ago

Comrades, Once Again I am In My Bunker!

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - Comrade Starmer has made another brief communique from his bunker.

6 months ago

Starmer: “I did not lie about my lie to appoint Mandelson despite my lies”

LONDON - England - Quelle surprise, Keir Starmer lied about the appointment of Peter Mandelson, because he knew he had…

6 months ago

More Good News From Labour’s Broken Britain: Shoplifting Will Increase

LONDON - England - Due to the Labour government's neglect, apathy and intransigence, shoplifting is set to rise to unprecedented…

7 months ago

Young Britons Are Leaving the UK Earlier Than Ever as UK Prospects Fall

LONDON - England - New research reveals a generational confidence crisis as under-35s look overseas for opportunity and stability

7 months ago

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