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Surge In Rubber Dinghies Prompts France To Ban All Balloons Over 2 Inches

CALAIS - France - The surge in rubber dinghies crossing the Channel have caused the French to ban all balloons…

3 months ago

French Government: “Nothing to see here mes amis, we are just collapsing”

PARIS - France - The French government is collapsing, or actually, it may have collapsed already.

3 months ago

The Corrupt Republic of Rubber Boats

CALAIS - France - Someone is making a lot of money from these illegal rubber boats crossing the Channel to…

3 months ago

The Ghost of Margaret Thatcher Solves the Illegal Small Boats Problem

LONDON - England - Last week, the ghost of Margaret Thatcher appeared in the House of Commons and solved the…

5 months ago

Mass Immigration: It’s Too Late – Nothing Can be Done

CALAIS - France - The cat is already out of the bag. Nothing can be done about illegal mass immigration…

5 months ago

French Police Provide a la carte Breakfast and UK Maps During Channel Crossings

CALAIS - France - Fake asylum seekers are getting luxury treatment from the French police and navy when they cross…

6 months ago

President Emmanuele Macron Attends Charity Gala Dinner Alone

PARIS - France - President Macron has attended a charity gala in aid of Abused Men in Relationships.

6 months ago

Panic in France as Citizens Sent ‘Survival Manual’ in Case of Russian Invasion

PARIS - France - Among the recommendations, the survival manual suggests that people surrender completely, and eat cheese.

9 months ago

Give France Back the Statue of Liberty Demands French EU Politician

BRUSSELS - Belgium - A French member of the European Parliament is demanding the return of the Statue of Liberty.

9 months ago

Daily Squib Holiday Competition: 1,000 FREE PARIS TICKETS

PARIS - France - The Daily Squib is giving away 1,000 free Paris tickets to the city that defines beauty…

10 months ago

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