benefits

Benefits Bonanza Means Increase in 3D TV Sales

MACCLESFIELD - England - The Chancellor's 6% increase in benefits payments means that the sales of high tech gadgets and…

15 years ago

Rioters Awarded ASBOs and Praised For Excellent Rioting Skills

LONDON - England - The capital's rioters were all awarded ASBO trophies and had their benefits increased yesterday by makeshift…

15 years ago

Labour's Children Are Revolting

LONDON - England - As the smouldering wreck of the capital city is unveiled by the morning sun, the carnage…

15 years ago

Jobless Scrounger Hits Jackpot After Eight Year Wait

WINDSOR - England - There really is help for the long term unemployed. After eight long years on the dole…

16 years ago

New Incapacity Benefit Test to Save Taxpayer Billions

HEREFORD - England - New incapacity benefit test strikes fear into the hearts of the permanently unemployed.

16 years ago

Three Strikes and You Go to Jail: Coalition Gets Tough on Murderers

LONDON - England - Murderers who repeatedly kill people will eventually have to go to jail under tough new Government…

16 years ago

Benefit Scroungers Revolt When Told Benefits Capped at £26,000

LONDON - England - The Coalition government has caused a near revolt amongst the benefit scroungers after revealing plans to…

16 years ago

Universities Teach Degrees in ‘Unemployment Studies’

NEWCASTLE - England - Universities will be forced to give compulsory courses to all students in unemployment studies says the…

16 years ago

Universities to Teach Degrees in ‘Unemployment Studies’

NEWCASTLE - England - Universities will be forced to give compulsory courses to all students in unemployment studies says the…

17 years ago

British Father, Alfie Patten, Late Bloomer at 13

EASTBOURNE - England - The British media has shocked the nation by revealing the name of 13 year old father…

17 years ago

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