England Win Euro Cup

KIEV - Ukraine - England has won the Euro 2012 championship after a series of penalties clinched it for the beleaguered team.

Holding up the trophy, Ashley Cole kissed the euro cup as the team and thousands of cheering England fans looked on.

“This is a historic day for England. When I took that winning penalty I thought about Cheryl Cole and how I had truly scored with her as well. It put everything into perspective. I was not going to throw away this opportunity. There I was scoring for England. I am a true winner,” striker, Ashley Cole told the Sun.

All over England, crowds were cheering and thousands of revellers held street parties from Lands End to John O’Groats.

The England team is notorious for losing games on penalties and hopefully this tournament winning performance will seal England’s football superiority in International football.

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