SEVILLE - Spain - The 61-year-old civil servant married the alien who hails from the Centaurus A (NGC 5128) galaxy, on Wednesday.
What the fuck?
“They will have their honeymoon in a galaxy far far away. She adores him, and will look after him like a pet,” Alphonse Duran, one of the guests at the wedding said.
The alien likes to be called the Duchess of Alba on earth but on her home planet she is known as Pigaugly which means ‘beautiful’ in the Centaurian language.
“If her face looks like that, what does the rest of her look like?” another reveller said before being zapped with a laser gun.
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