CLEVELAND - USA - The flamethrower robot dog is the latest product from a company that will make an ideal Christmas present.
Flamethrower robot dog, throwflame.com
The ultimate Christmas present for little Johnny to play with in the garden just presented itself to the world — a flamethrower robot dog.
Man’s best friend
The company Throwflame will present for sale in Q3 2023, the Thermonator, a cheap Chinese knock-off of Boston Dynamics’ Spot doggy, with a motherfucking flamethrower on top of it.
You simply cannot get anything better than this as a Christmas prezzy.
But hey, let’s be responsible with its use eh, you can’t just barbecue your neighbour’s testicles simply because he is a vindictive psychotic arsehole, please show some restraint when playing with this toy.
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