Prince Harry and Cressida Get Back Together Again

LONDON - England - Buckingham palace has made the announcement that Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas have reunited after a temporary split.

On a positive note, Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas have got back together again.

“This is wonderful news. I suppose the temporary split is very similar to the split Wills and Kate had before they suddenly got back together again,” a PR man from Soho told the BBC.

The prince has vowed to put his Nazi uniform down for good, and also will curtail his Southern Comfort sniffing sessions, as for wild Las Vegas trips, those will be carefully coordinated next time.

Palace officials were treading softly with announcements and kept quiet about the reunion. The royal engagement should be announced at the right time, probably when Russia invades Ukraine and World War III starts.

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