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Contrary to Belief – Trump is Not Dead

MAR-A-LAGO - USA - Contrary to all the rumours, Trump is not dead.

Hey, folks, this is JD Vance and Marco Rubio here. We’ve heard some dumbass rumour going around social media that our boss Donald Trump is dead.

Well, we just had a great yacht trip with him where he went water-skiing, and played a few rounds of golf so he is not dead, we repeat — not dead!

And for all you tin foil hat wearing doofus’s this has nothing to with the Epstein Files or any other files for that matter …

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