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Meghan Markle Farted in My Soup Claims Sentebale Worker

MASERU - Lesotho - A distraught Sentebale charity worker recalls the moment Meghan Markle farted in her soup.

Meghan Markle has been dragged into another bitter row that has embroiled the Duke of Sussex and Sentebale, the African charity that Prince Harry used to patronise.

The Duchess of Sussex has been pulled into the bitter dispute between Prince Harry and the Sentebale charity after claims from a staff member that Meghan Markle farted into her tomato soup.

A well-placed source has revealed that the frosty relationship between Meghan and the charity’s staff is one of the many reasons to blame for the feud between the Duke of Sussex and the charity chair.

Last month, Prince Harry stepped down from his role as a trustee of Sentebale – a charity set up in 2006 to help people in Southern Africa living with HIV and Aids.

Soup du jour

“I was eating my soup in the Sentebale cafeteria when Meghan Markle came in. Everyone stood up to greet her, but I was embroiled in a soup session, and it was truly delicious.

“The Duchess of Sussex immediately came over, looked me up and down, then turned around with her bottom over my soup. She then let off a large fanny fart into the soup. The ferocity of the fart made my soup ripple.

“It was really awful, it smelled of rotten fruit salad and sardines.

“She then took out a little bag from her purse and sprinkled some dry flowers over my soup before walking out of the room without saying a word to anyone.

“I just sat there holding my nose in absolute shock and disgust,” the Sentebale staff member recounted.

After the incident, the staff member took a few weeks off to recover. Thankfully, she was on full pay, and received psychological counselling for the harrowing affair.

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